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1) I fucking love my house and can't wait for summer when the roof-top terrace will get lots of use! Roof top sun-bathing, roof-top parties,roof-top photo-shoots, roof-top sex...and other fun things pre-fixed by roof-top!

2) I'm an officially self-employed writer and designer! Havent made any money yet though lol. It has only been a couple of weeks. I make weird tote bags and other sew-able stuff that I'll be selling online very very soon and I write articles on my website and where-ever else I can get published.

3) I hate housework and am crap at cooking. I dream of the day I can afford to eat out every night and employ a cleaner.

4) I believe that your life is what you make it and that you can do anything you want to do. The path might not be clear but where there's a will there's a way!

5) Up until now I've been the queen of procrastination. I have millions of ideas of things I want to do but have spent more time writing lists and plans and sitting around day-dreaming then actually doing them! This year my goal is to change that, I'm trying to be really productive.

6) I'm really really glad I never went to uni. Looking back I know it would have been a complete waste of time for me. I would have loved the whole "student lifestyle" though!

7) I'm really glad to have had kids so young and have absolutely no regrets about it. It really grounded me and made me grow up and stop being a selfish little cow bag! I love being a mum even though it's bloody challenging sometimes.

8) I over-use exclaimation marks like there's no tomorrow. Every time I write an article I have to go through it and remove about 20 of them!!!!!

9) I'm scared of people I love dying or getting seriously hurt and worry a lot. If Scott's late home from work or a night out, the worst always goes through my head, usually involving car accidents or attacks!

10) I have horrible psoriasis all over my arms and legs and it pisses me off.

11) I want to go to New York so badly! I'd love to live there for a while and have a fucking awesome time and meet amazing people and do amazing things. I hope when the kids have grown up I won't feel too old for it!

12) I am not proud to be English/British. I think this place sucks. I hate the weather, the miserable people, the moaning bus queue, the government, the Royal family,the crime, the gangs, the chavs - it all sucks. Ok the only good thing is the NHS. I hate that my kids have to grow up in a country that's going downhill.

13) I was in a foster home for a few months(?) when I was about 2(?). All I can remember about it is having to share a bath with another kid there and he did a poo and it floated towards me!

14) I love Gherkins from the chip shop - yum yum yum.

15) I was probably the last person in the world to have a camera phone.

16) My jaw clicks when I open my mouth.

17) You can trust me! I am honest (unless your arse looks fat in those jeans, you don't need to know that) and can keep other people secrets forever and ever.

18) I love dancing like a ho' to Hip-Hop but I think I'm too old now!

19) I'd love to play guitar. It's not a top priority but I reckon I'll do it one day.

20) I really regret cutting my hair :( I don't feel like me without long hair! So I'm willing it to grow (but will never get extensions, they look lame). At least I know not to do it again!

21) I had a random tooth growing out the roof off my mouth but got it removed when I was 12.

22) I have a little bit of social anxiety.

23) I'm a bit of a geek sometimes. I like going to the library and learning html, stuff like that.

24) Throughout senior school I forged my mum's signiture on pretty much everything - detentions, permission slips, fake notes to get me out of PE!

25)I would have loved to have been a backing dancer! They're so cool.



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